QUIZ TIME

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?

Yes I need her to be pretty. STOP IT JINFU, SOOYOUNG IS PRETTY.

2. Smart?

Maybe a little less smart than me. So I can crack witticisms. Hence she has to be smart enough to understand my witticisms. But she can't be so smart that she is able to reply these witticisms. And screw up my sexy "dandy" image.

Man this is complicated. Okay just not a dumb bitch.

3. Preferred age?

2 or 3 years older or younger is fine.

4. Preferred height?

A little shorter but not so short, like Anurak. I might as well kiss the floor.

5. How about sense of humour?

For first impressions, not really. But if you are short, fat, ugly and dumb, at least laugh when I suan you la

6. How about piercings?

I will never let my girlfriend pierce anything that doesn't start with E.

But I mean, if I'm making out with my ideal girl and realise she has a piercing at a place that starts with another letter, I guess it'll be a little too late.

7. Accepts you for who you are?

NO BITCH! *revs the engine* GET IN MY CAR HO

8. Pink hair?

Pink highlights.

9. Mushy or no?

When I want her to be mushy. If I don't, *revs engine again*

STREEEEETS!

10. Thin or fat?

I guess I will love her for better or worse, not through thick or thin. Uhur hur hur hur

No fatties. Unless she's got a good sense of humor. Uhur hur hur hur

11. Black, Brown or White (skin) ?

"In hip hop culcha, no one gonna be discriminatin' "

12. Long hair or short hair?

Depends on how you look in it.

13. Plastic or metal?

Yes, I'd rather marry T-800 than Dawn Yang.

14. Smells good?

Rexona.

15. Smoker?

There's only ONE THING she can put in her mouth and that is my

Dinner treat

16. Drinker?

I have to be a better drinker. Act macho and stuff.

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?

Okay what do people mean by "girl next door".

My neighbours aren't hot. One of them is spastic.

18. Muscular?

mmmmm. good.

…NO MAN, NO.

19. Plays piano?

Can lah. Im not so artsayfartsay

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?

I won't mind punk rocker chick.

21. Plays violin?

WHO'S THE ONE SUPPOSED TO BE SERENADING.

22. Sings very good?

Okay, enough with the musical shit. seriously

23. Vain?

Sometimes a little vainness gives her that "arrogant" feel that is quite kinky heh heh *rubs hands*

Okay but if she was a little vain she would bother to dress up for parties. That would be good.

But not too vein or I will be bloody disgusted hurhurhur

24. With glasses?

Rock it geek style

25. With braces?

Straight teeth. Good.

26. Shy type?

Maybe a girl widda little attitude

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?

A little to the bad side

28. Active or passive?

Active.

29. Tight or bomb?

BOMBBB

30. Singer or dancer?

Dancer. Then I can go clubs with her without making her look like a lost chicken

31. Stunner?

I like life with a lil surprise

32. Hipho

NON STOP, HIP HOP, SHOW STOP, BODY POP, 247365 ALL DAY EVERY DAY

Chiap you know it

33. Earrings?

Which girl doesn't wear earrings these days? Even amos wears earrings.

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?

You're mine now so shut up bitch *revs engine*

35. Dimples?

If it makes her look hot, it's good.

36. Bookworm?

Please, no trivia masters.

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?

It will up my ego. By a lot.

38. Playful?

Uhhuh

39. Flirt?

Its funny if she flirts with me, but if she be flirtin with some OTHER DUDE… *revs engine*

40. Poem writer?

Can, but not too eccentric. Not a sonnet a day, that's so lesbian.

41. Serious?

Its aite but sometimes serious chicks can be really irritating.

42. Campus crush?

In hip hop culcha we don't discriminate

43. Painter?

….get a job

44. Religious?

Not so religious but knows her faith

45. Someone who likes to tease people?

Hahaha she can attempt to tease me. ATTEMPT.

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?

….this is like having an FMK with aileen, rosie and uncle chang of canteen stall 1.

47. Speaks 20 languages?

That's gay.

48. Loyal or faithful?

….. these questions

49. Good kisser?

NO KISS ME BADLY

50. Loves children?

MY CHILDREN. *revs engine*