Wednesday, April 2, 2008
tune up --
hahha why the hell do i keep spamming poetry.
ah hmmm. well just to keep up with reality, here are a few little things that i have done for hte past week. Firstly, got second for hockey bdiv. but our team really did put up a good showing despite the odds (referees, SPECTATORS (i'm sure so few people turned up! WL raffles.) ). We really did put in a great effort, and did not lose too badly in the end - 4-3.
In addition there are a few jgs matches i have seen and stuff, and screwing up for debates. Life has gone back on track, but for a point of time i just didn't feel like talking to any girls at all. This odd feeling shudders back at me countless times through. But then again guys just treat it as part of my weirdness. :/
Hahhahha i was rather high before that really shitty few days when i couldn't talk to a certain someone cos of no certain reason, i was listening to raps the whole time and doing rubbish rapping, beatboxing and dancing in my room. And wow my mum plans to buy for me a laptop! *gasp* and RAISE MY ALLOWANCE! *gasp* pewnnageded.
Acads life sucks though. my chem test i got bloody 60%. practical 12/16. i guess i'll have to settle for 3.2 for chem. and a 3.2 for physics too cos i had 10/15 for PHYSICS PRACTICALLLLLL (renbear look at me look at me PWNZ PWNZ PWNZ). 4.0 for history! 3.6 for lit >.< 3.2 for ENGLISH!? dunno what for chinese, and dunnowhat for ss as well.
hahha dun talk about maths. 2.4. glad i can suck my toes.
CCA LIFE SUCKS HELL. i haven't debated for a freaking long time and everytime i speak thoughts cannot process into words. its sort of like the lag on a monitor. wait no. ok maybe its the cpu's fault but hey my mind's perfectly dysfunctional. wait. sigh fine ok i suck at debates happy. though this is a sucky excuse, i haven't been concentrating on it and besides, come on its not my top priority!
sigh but i would try my best for debates k? thanks for all your um support my debater friends. especially rj. hahha i hate to say this but you own.
and hockey OMG I DROPPED BY 20 SECONDS!?!? WTF my 2.4 needs to buck up. somehow or another these days i just cannot break the 10.30 barrier and i KEEP GOING BACK TO 11 WTF WTF. i cannot lose to chester yan that physical freak i need to own at running at least. ): screw lah.
and personal life. ok about that. i think my mind has almost completey disconnected itself from my heart. i don't rationalize my emotions anymore! i just feel what i like to feel.
which is random.
which is BAD, not good.
speaking of randomness, i do not understand why randomness is so popular and accepted to be the funniest thing in the world. If thats the case then i can be funny too! ok fine i random a lot and I FIND IT FUNNY but hey i do not get the joke out of non-sequittur statements. (that sounds super jeson.)
ok its really easy to random, seriously. i mean i dunno but sometimes i just get the theory.
One fine day, two [trendy adjective] [name of TROPICAL/EXOTIC fruit]s were [what you can do with an electronic device/what you can do in winter] together. Suddenly, they [saw/heard/felt/smelt] [something fruits cannot do to others] with [name of politician/celebrity]'s POTATOES [superlative adverb] [a trademark action of random cartoon character in continuous verb form/the NAME of a random cartoon character(s) in continuous verb form] his/her [a notable private part of your choice] with [negative adjective]little [NEON colour] [modern army weapon/building/device/transportation/mechanism MORE THAN FOUR SYLLABLES LONG] meant to [what that weapon/building/device/transportation/mechanism can do to inflict damage on things] [name of cute animal] that [verb: what this cute animal CANNOT do] in fluffy clouds under a giant rainbow circling the world until the end of time.
this is a little complicated but with this format you can get lots of hahhas (perhaps, not sure). ok take this for example.
One fine day, two [pwnage] [coconut]s were [watching TV] together. Suddenly, they [saw] [George Bush]'s POTATOES [professionally] [big-hugging] his [ass] with [smelly] little [neon pink] [stealth fighter planes], meant to [drop bombs on] [hamsters] [flying] in fluffy clouds under a giant rainbow circling the world until the end of time.
One fine day, two coolio bananas were making a snowman together. Suddenly, they felt MaoZeDong's potatoes passionately kimpossibling his ______ with disgusting little lime green sniper rifles, meant to silently assassinate piglets digging their nose in fluffy clouds under a giant rainbow circling the world until the end of time.
One fine day, two alt-qq kiwifruits were smsing each other. Suddenly, they heard Paris Hilton's potatoes horrifyingly powerpuffing her ______ with squeaky little orange laser cannons, meant to totally pwn chihuahuas dancing in fluffy clouds under a giant rainbow circling the world until the end of time.
ok so you get the idea. i mean, after a while, its random but whats so funny mann. though at times i laugh at that person's retardedness.
I am one of those strange people who find randomness funny. So nevermind i shall not question their integrity and spoil the fun.
Cya guys. hope this post was long enough for you before i start a poem thing again.
Byez
mike
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