Tuesday, April 29, 2008
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today, really crazy.
really really crazy. dunno whether in the negative or positive sense. like the feeling of knowing you are gonna get screwed any time soon but not caring the hell in the world.
math was ok, chem was ok, physics fail.
i shall post more in the meanwhile just freaking spam my tagboard lah why is it so hollow. :/
i feel dumb.
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Sunday, April 27, 2008
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YOU ONLY HAVE THIRTY ONE POSTS HAHAHA YOU SUCK.
AND YOU'RE AN APPLE PIE SO YOU SUCK MORE,
mike [ri bdiv hockey08 #6] foetal blessing. says:WE TURN GIRLS ROUND AND ROUND.
YOU'RE A DOOPLONG says:THEYYYYY
HAHAHAHAHA
YOU GET TURNED ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND
ADMIT IT
AND NO YOU DIDN'T CONTRIBUTE TO THIS.
PLEASE DON'T FAIL MATH TOO, BECAUSE THAT WARRANTS LOTS OF LAUGHING AT YOU HAHAHAHA.
:D
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Saturday, April 19, 2008
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ok so after a short hiatus i am back. these few days have been really average, more time in school than anywhere else, simply because home right now sucks like hell. With all that ah nevermind, this blog is not meant to be superbly angstaye.
So yeah nothing much. yeah ok we got into the finals whooo for jgs. go renjie mr bestspeakerallthewaywsdcdebaterr, nickquah mr pwnagecutehamsteroftheteamwhogetsallthegirls, benmak mr cheemologistificationalizationality, ashish the poetprobonocumnewmoonessenceman, and nigel mr GODLIKE MUGGER. hahha thats not a bad thing ok dun snigger.
so yeah good luck for finals. PWN NY COS I WANT RAFFLES TO WIN.
though yeah still, nanyang has a chance of winning. but i'm in RAFFLES, RAFFLES ALL THE WAY UNANIMOUS 5-0 WIN RENJIE AND NICKQUAH TIE BEST SPEAKER CUTE DEBATE GIRLS RUN UP TO THE STAGE KISS KISS BANG BANG MICHE IN RJC UNIFORM TAKE PICTURE!
I'm going to school soon (yeah, going to school on SATURDAY.) (to MUG!) (hahha yes fine i am a mugger) (no i'm not) (shit lah fine i am. i mean everyone is, isn't it? its the in thing now.) so before i go, ask me for more information about the prank dubbed CHILLI SAUSAGE which would scare your pants off ;) for guys schools, needs 30 cents.
point is i pwnz in making pranks. and we are gonna PLAY IT.
and oh yeah HAHA PWN 9.56! though without pacing anyone it drops. did 10.35 yesterday wonder if i can BREAK MY PB FOR 2.4 TODAY
which reminds me heh nice one nanyang 2.4 eewei nicolette hsien. at least you guys didn't stop running which is ftw!
but debates should seriously have a physical segment. rj you go convince nigel that we should ALL RUN A WHILE BEFORE WE START TO PREP.
hah. high. bighbigh.
akfdas;lgnas;lglkaga;
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Saturday, April 12, 2008
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back!
from a SUPER GRUELLING JACOBSAMLAROSE THING!
this poet is a britise guyanese pappadum poetry supremo. and i really thank him for helping me improve(?) my poetry. perhaps i improved lah. but then again i look at anurak (clinging unto these mortal bounds that are oh so humannnn), camila (dun wanna say already, even her sparrow and lark poem is so pwnage), austin (leaving me at the door screaming for my own culture), geoffrey (caesar's equal majesty WAH CHIM CHIM), joshua (fourty four) lots of people lah. purple hummingbirds and green droplets.
Lets just say that my poetry sucks compared to all of them and its great they actually accomodated my stupidities. its really really demoralizing when AIYAH when everybody but you writes such emocheem poetry and can spam it whenever they like! gah i'm hopeless at that. maybe i should learn how to copy people's phrases and words used.
But actually young poets love to use the same words over and over again. like take for example the word "souls." its like when you have a choice of words to use like hearts, spirits or souls, you would DEFINITELY SET YOUR HEART ON SOUL.
that sounded cheem. anyway was talking to hsien about chemistry topics, or my brain's lack of the knowledge of.
but then again she was totally crazy. YES HSIEN YOU WERE TOTALLY CRAZY WHAT POSTER BROCHURE. I DUNNO WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT LAH!
yeah apart from soul there are all the descriptors of beach, like sunset. ANYTHING LAH I NEED TO UM DO MY CHEMISTRY ALREADY LAH LETS MSN IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE.
and lol links ah. i too lazy. I WOULD DO IT SOMEDAY LAH (((((:
dead blog revived mahmann.
Mike
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Thursday, April 3, 2008
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lol in a bid to keep my blog alive for a longer time than one or two days, i shall post a short one with my eyes closed.
my eyes are closed cos i feel sleepy. i dunno how many people are talking to me on msn now sigh. damn you all for making my life so tiring. sigh nevermind its my fault anyways. well jgs friends. with all your problems. good luck for tomorrows match i = supports you all the way!
after that lets sleep. and rj we gotta do CHINESE REPORT. ok fish i am slanting to one sie. straighten myself up. screw. i think i better sleep now lah.
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Wednesday, April 2, 2008
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hahha why the hell do i keep spamming poetry.
ah hmmm. well just to keep up with reality, here are a few little things that i have done for hte past week. Firstly, got second for hockey bdiv. but our team really did put up a good showing despite the odds (referees, SPECTATORS (i'm sure so few people turned up! WL raffles.) ). We really did put in a great effort, and did not lose too badly in the end - 4-3.
In addition there are a few jgs matches i have seen and stuff, and screwing up for debates. Life has gone back on track, but for a point of time i just didn't feel like talking to any girls at all. This odd feeling shudders back at me countless times through. But then again guys just treat it as part of my weirdness. :/
Hahhahha i was rather high before that really shitty few days when i couldn't talk to a certain someone cos of no certain reason, i was listening to raps the whole time and doing rubbish rapping, beatboxing and dancing in my room. And wow my mum plans to buy for me a laptop! *gasp* and RAISE MY ALLOWANCE! *gasp* pewnnageded.
Acads life sucks though. my chem test i got bloody 60%. practical 12/16. i guess i'll have to settle for 3.2 for chem. and a 3.2 for physics too cos i had 10/15 for PHYSICS PRACTICALLLLLL (renbear look at me look at me PWNZ PWNZ PWNZ). 4.0 for history! 3.6 for lit >.< 3.2 for ENGLISH!? dunno what for chinese, and dunnowhat for ss as well.
hahha dun talk about maths. 2.4. glad i can suck my toes.
CCA LIFE SUCKS HELL. i haven't debated for a freaking long time and everytime i speak thoughts cannot process into words. its sort of like the lag on a monitor. wait no. ok maybe its the cpu's fault but hey my mind's perfectly dysfunctional. wait. sigh fine ok i suck at debates happy. though this is a sucky excuse, i haven't been concentrating on it and besides, come on its not my top priority!
sigh but i would try my best for debates k? thanks for all your um support my debater friends. especially rj. hahha i hate to say this but you own.
and hockey OMG I DROPPED BY 20 SECONDS!?!? WTF my 2.4 needs to buck up. somehow or another these days i just cannot break the 10.30 barrier and i KEEP GOING BACK TO 11 WTF WTF. i cannot lose to chester yan that physical freak i need to own at running at least. ): screw lah.
and personal life. ok about that. i think my mind has almost completey disconnected itself from my heart. i don't rationalize my emotions anymore! i just feel what i like to feel.
which is random.
which is BAD, not good.
speaking of randomness, i do not understand why randomness is so popular and accepted to be the funniest thing in the world. If thats the case then i can be funny too! ok fine i random a lot and I FIND IT FUNNY but hey i do not get the joke out of non-sequittur statements. (that sounds super jeson.)
ok its really easy to random, seriously. i mean i dunno but sometimes i just get the theory.
One fine day, two [trendy adjective] [name of TROPICAL/EXOTIC fruit]s were [what you can do with an electronic device/what you can do in winter] together. Suddenly, they [saw/heard/felt/smelt] [something fruits cannot do to others] with [name of politician/celebrity]'s POTATOES [superlative adverb] [a trademark action of random cartoon character in continuous verb form/the NAME of a random cartoon character(s) in continuous verb form] his/her [a notable private part of your choice] with [negative adjective]little [NEON colour] [modern army weapon/building/device/transportation/mechanism MORE THAN FOUR SYLLABLES LONG] meant to [what that weapon/building/device/transportation/mechanism can do to inflict damage on things] [name of cute animal] that [verb: what this cute animal CANNOT do] in fluffy clouds under a giant rainbow circling the world until the end of time.
this is a little complicated but with this format you can get lots of hahhas (perhaps, not sure). ok take this for example.
One fine day, two [pwnage] [coconut]s were [watching TV] together. Suddenly, they [saw] [George Bush]'s POTATOES [professionally] [big-hugging] his [ass] with [smelly] little [neon pink] [stealth fighter planes], meant to [drop bombs on] [hamsters] [flying] in fluffy clouds under a giant rainbow circling the world until the end of time.
One fine day, two coolio bananas were making a snowman together. Suddenly, they felt MaoZeDong's potatoes passionately kimpossibling his ______ with disgusting little lime green sniper rifles, meant to silently assassinate piglets digging their nose in fluffy clouds under a giant rainbow circling the world until the end of time.
One fine day, two alt-qq kiwifruits were smsing each other. Suddenly, they heard Paris Hilton's potatoes horrifyingly powerpuffing her ______ with squeaky little orange laser cannons, meant to totally pwn chihuahuas dancing in fluffy clouds under a giant rainbow circling the world until the end of time.
ok so you get the idea. i mean, after a while, its random but whats so funny mann. though at times i laugh at that person's retardedness.
I am one of those strange people who find randomness funny. So nevermind i shall not question their integrity and spoil the fun.
Cya guys. hope this post was long enough for you before i start a poem thing again.
Byez
mike
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